tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60881092011-12-16T18:20:14.204ZWhen I grow up, I'm gonna be the Internet!Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.comBlogger5611100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-48817234532492249602011-11-12T13:05:00.001Z2011-11-12T13:05:01.596Z

Not dead.

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-51472652623879242892011-07-22T23:17:00.003Z2011-07-22T23:20:15.982Z

The world's gone to shit if you find this link interesting.Seriously? £3bn "superyacht?"I'm no hippy, but fuck that shit when there's brothers starving globally.Don't announce the purchase of your new "superyacht" during a recession.No-one gives a fuck.Like we would otherwise.

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-11538585006863925892011-07-22T22:46:00.005Z2011-07-22T23:11:22.321Z

Arg. I need some structure.These past few days have been emotional.I look forward to the future ahead of me, I just don't know how to get to it.That makes no sense.Little of this does right now.Gosh, I'm so confused.I just don't know how to get it all back, so to speak.Here are some lyrics, I think paint a clearer picture:I live by some advice this girl Lissa told me.The other day Lissa told me

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Too often I wear pride like my cape, And with that, I dress ego like my vest. One is always here pulling at my throat, Your bullets staple the other to my chest. I don't know how to make that first move; to take off my armour and open the conversation. Without my sword and shield I just don't have the words. All I know is how to fight my corner. And I do it well. But to strip off the

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Thanks to last night, three great people are now pissed off with me. I'm deadlocked, and struggling to find a solution that isn't just going to make matters worse. I have no idea what to do. Published with Blogger-droid v1.7.2

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I'm so very tired right now, and I know I have such an early start in the morning. It's all for the buzz though, and I'm going to feel so high afterwards, that I just need to think #TeamBringIt as I drag my ass out of bed. As they say, "What one man can do, so can another."Published with Blogger-droid v1.7.2

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More on that later.Published with Blogger-droid v1.7.2

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I saw it last night at the very first showing... and I still get excited watching the trailer. Other than the Megan Fox replacement having as much acting ability as Button Moon, it's a fucking brilliant film. Hell, I might even go and see it again. Published with Blogger-droid v1.7.2

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Currently on the coach to London, but it's all taken a turn for the worse. Weather has just gone from sun to pouring rain, I think there are delays, and I haven't had any breakfast. Ok, so that last one was my own fault, but still... I could murder a bacon cob. I've tried to sleep through as much of this journey as possible ,but the seats are too uncomfortable. No-one is on Words With

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Sony's Welcome Back package, offering free PS3 games to download, has me in a bit of a pickle. I have one of the old school Playstation's, which don't have the largest hard drives in them. Mine has 40G, in fact. While I need at least 9G free to download two of the three games offered, I find myself constantly struggling for space anyway, what with the more frequent need to install games these

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I can't wait to get back to London again next weekend. It can rest assured I won't be smashing its' back doors in like the last two visits though. I won't be meeting up with Andy this time around. No, though it would be great to see him again, this visit I'll be rocking out at the Summertime Ball! Whoo!! Counting down seven work days left and I cannot freaking wait!Published with

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Britain's Got Talent is certainly a mixed bag of nuts. That comes as no surprise. All over the country, wannabes and dreamers push their expectations and take the time to embarrass themselves publicly, only to throw a strop when they're informed they have no talent. All this to find our next celebrity deity. When you hold open auditions you really do open the gates for any kind of idiot to

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On Tuesday I literally cleaned out my closet.It started with my intentions to accomplish many other tasks but being distracted by a messy desk in my room. I decided to clear away a bit of clutter only to find that I didn't really have anywhere else to put it. The shelves are stacked with various crap I've thrown in their general direction, the cupboard piled high with paperwork desperately in

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-14891249313469048072011-02-05T21:30:00.004Z2011-02-05T21:44:36.864Z

Y'know what I realised only recently, despite it being rather obvious for so long..?Work is killing me.Yup, it's as simple as that. I do of course mean beside the fact that by working, I am earning money which pays for food to keep me alive... Duh!No, what I mean is that my choices on a work day are a lot worse than those made on my days off. Take a look.Typical breakdown of a workday:Eat a

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-46667609608787370482011-02-04T17:22:00.002Z2011-02-04T17:34:56.876Z

David Cameron rang earlier and asked for my help. Again.When you use a credit card to withdraw cash, you pay a higher rate of interest on the transaction as well as a cash handling fee. To milk you for all you're worth, companies then make these the final thing you pay off when you pay your bill. This means that you'll pay for the lower rate interest purchases first, allowing them to keep

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-6822624180671905272011-02-04T17:02:00.002Z2011-02-04T17:20:36.360Z

Things I've learnt today:When I see a male doctor, I'm given drugs. When I see a female nurse, I'm given advice.Trying to fry food is a good way to start a house fire.You may have noticed that I no longer update this blog on a regular basis, and when I do it is only to say that I no longer update this blog on a regular basis. That's mainly because I'm rarely on the computer anymore, and posting

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-34184577824896599102010-11-23T15:21:00.001Z2010-11-23T15:21:03.464Z

Several months ago a friend of mine asked via his Facebook status update who would like to join him at a gig local to him in London, towards the end of the year. Jokingly, I said I would. Apart from the obvious geographical hurdles I'd have to overcome to attend the gig, I hadn't seen this guy in a good six years. But his reply didn't take any of that into account. Instead, he told me to

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-3722487159148396602010-09-13T22:32:00.000Z2010-09-13T22:32:31.183Z

In front of me are two men, having a discussion. I'm not involved at all, instead merely a spectator in another of lifes theatrical shows. I just stand by, smoking and pretending not to hear them.Between them, they're discussing their favourite combinations of drugs. Oxycontin, Hydrocodeine, Methamphetamines, Tremadol, you know. One of them even mentions Dimethylcyclopropanecarboxylic acid. I'm

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I head out, late from having hung out with my nephew, but insisting I won't be long nonetheless. See, I've already been there once. Whistles for sale raising money for Haiti relief efforts, overpriced booze, cheap toy prizes and knife awareness missions.It's all good despite the strange balance. Mobile metal detectors on the entrance, to pick up on the contraband, coupled with awareness missions

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-36133994735492038802010-07-27T11:15:00.004Z2010-07-27T13:18:28.507Z

Two weeks ago I was diagnosed with tonsilits and sent packing with some magic beans to conquer it. After completing my course of medication I still feel as unwell as I did, so I return to the NHS to see what they say about that.Sacrificing my lunch yesterday I spent my time instead with a nurse whose concern was that I might actually now have glandular fever. A blood test with my GP should

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-13602783322766422502010-07-16T16:24:00.002Z2010-07-16T16:44:11.654Z

For those of you who haven't seen Kill Bill, coma toes are those numb little digits that poke out at the end of your foot that you have to try and learn how to use again, upon waking.I mention this, because that's where I've been - in a four month coma. At least, that would provide a solid and acceptable reason as to why I haven't managed to post an update in almost four whole months. It's not

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-29604503733338016152010-07-16T16:17:00.001Z2010-07-16T16:20:19.506Z

There are literal walls of boxes. They line the sides of the rooms, stacked floor to ceiling, crushing each other down to the dimensions of their contents. It's way more than is reasonable for the scope of one person's possessions, but then they're not just one person's possessions. They're 60 years of memories crammed into boxes meant for copier paper that hasn't been produced for twenty

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-24468574406622738232010-03-19T21:56:00.003Z2010-03-19T22:00:58.083Z

Seriously!Exhibit A: Young Money featuring Lloyd - Bedrock"I love ya sushi roll,Hotter than wasabi.I race for your love,Shake and bake, Ricky Bobby."Exhibit B: Chiddy Bang - The Opposite Of Adults"And Xaphoon, thank you for the crack,But I play a Ron Burgundy, I anchor on the track like that."Any idea what has brought this on?!

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Ok, so I plan to bang out an update each month covering the progress of my New Years Resolutions, simply because these are all goals I actually wish to achieve. I had originally planned to tick one off the list each month and be done in time for a lazy December, but things are starting to move at their own pace now. By updating each month, I'll be able to see my success and make sure I'm not

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-47959660406549118952010-01-25T01:00:00.002Z2010-01-25T01:11:17.159Z

I woke up with a hangover earlier, so I decided to take it food shopping. I think during this time the irrationality of the hangover consumed me. Yeah, it must've done. I just checked the cupboards and fridge, and it turns out I've only bought dips. I've shopped like a fucking stoner!God, I need a woman in my life to shop like a sensible person. Well, for more than just that, but it would be nice

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-65344007653366944562010-01-16T23:10:00.003Z2010-01-25T01:17:39.431Z

I'm confident that if you're reading this then you are aware of the word "Chav" and its' subsequent definitions. If not, then feel free to check out the wikipedia definition: Chav.In fact, have a good look anyway, 'cos it kinda relates to where I'm going with this."The widespread use of the "chav" stereotype has come in for some criticism. Some argue that it amounts to simple snobbery and elitism

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-52157074086322182222010-01-03T19:00:00.000Z2010-01-03T19:16:56.374Z

Man, we certainly live in a fucked-up world.According to the CPVPV (and no, before you ask, that doesn't stand for Computer Player Vs Player Vs ? as I originally thought it had) those in the holy city of Mecca are forbidden to buy dogs and cats because people have been recently doing so and "parading them in public."Maybe I'm going too fast for you. CPVPV stands for Commission for the Promotion

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-91371276065843842052010-01-03T18:33:00.002Z2010-01-03T18:38:22.340Z

Visit a new destinationDo some volunteer workConquer a fearSave some moneyWork out moreMake time for my hobbiesGo to a career conferenceMake an appointment for a check-upRead all the books I ownBuild a shelfAnd of course, the same resolution a few of my friends make each year:Get the girl and save the world

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-59805546537275460402009-12-07T20:59:00.003Z2009-12-07T21:02:44.941Z

For some reason my old layout crashed and burned so through sheer laziness I've resorted back to the site layout I was using back in 2008! It may look familiar to some, but dumb to others. I don't care. When 2010 rolls around and I put aside the time for it, I'm gonna get geeky on this thing and pimp it out in a whole new style.That is, provided I remember any HTML...

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-78397257264245035132009-10-25T22:50:00.003Z2009-10-25T23:25:06.469Z

On Facebook earlier I think I found my cousins profile through my ex-girlfriends' ex-boyfriends current partners friend, who also happens to know a girl I went to school with, and my sisters friend. Yeah. If you can actually follow that, then you'd know why my mind was slightly blown too.I went on from there to look up a guy I went to school with some many years ago. And while I'm a little unsure

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-34193956590344056532009-09-17T21:16:00.002Z2009-09-17T21:48:39.696Z

I read an article in the news this week that really put some anger in me. I think it was written for The Sun, by Ferguson but I'm not going to make the effort to add links and support this bullshit.The author of the article introduced by reminding that Vera Lynn was two years younger than Lily Allen and four years younger than Amy Winehouse when she wrote "We'll Meet Again" and that, some seventy

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I understand I've not bothered to update at all recently, but I've a crazy new idea brewing that just might make for some entertaining reading for you. Let's see how this one plays out...

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-68057419520700345142009-07-30T21:38:00.003Z2009-07-30T21:44:25.922Z

Fuck you, XKCD!Now I'm hooked on TvTropes!It's worse than crack!So much worse!!!This comic is for Stu.I know he'll understand.

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-65427089177272065092009-07-10T20:42:00.007Z2009-07-10T21:12:31.619Z

I've often played this game. Even had my hand cut open from my best friend tugging a length of tape measure from my grip..!This reminds me of Rik and my current health.I like to spend my time trying to think up/predict new internet porn trends.It's Rick, and he rolls.Childhood FTW!Might be leaving this out of my speech at Rik's wedding...Unfortunate but true.I've thought about this before, but

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-22921875070713765412009-07-10T00:18:00.001Z2009-07-10T00:18:27.374Z

It's only been recently that I've come to admit how practically useless I am at most things. The few things I excel in, I've never found a practical use for, and probably never will. I understand I've probably failed you on many levels and I'm entirely without reason right now. And possibly forever. I don't know why things are the way they are.All I know is that I lost faith in myself to a degree

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-46873815910452231592009-07-09T17:56:00.001Z2009-07-09T17:58:47.139Z

Shitshitshitshitshit!Time is against me.What little power I had is gone.Time to grab the bull by the horns and kick it in the dick.

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-60037429381780575582009-07-03T22:56:00.002Z2009-07-03T23:11:29.358Z

I was about to nip to the shop, so I went upstairs to my room to get some money. While up there I noticed that Bod was awake, so I fed him a few treats before deciding to take him out his cage. After petting him for a bit I slipped him onto my shoulder and proceeded to look for my cash.Having finally found it, I went downstairs and stepped outside before realising Bod was still doing the relay

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I guess I would've thought it was a joke, when I received a message this morning telling me Michael Jackson has died. but then I got two more from people unrelated to the first. No, this was not some elaborate scheme cooked up by several people I know to make me look a complete fool. Michael Jackson really is dead. Or so the rumours will say. Really he's just faked it so he can retire, rich, and

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-86077791275435087922009-06-21T20:57:00.001Z2009-06-21T20:57:37.306Z

So apparently a foreign country has beaten another foreign country at a sport of some kind. I know this because I live in a rather multicultural area and anyone who knows how to drive a car is doing so right now, while simultaneously mistaking the accelerator for the horn.it goes on, and on, and on, and on....

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-22410410137973619482009-06-19T18:19:00.001Z2009-06-19T18:19:54.031Z

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Guys, have you ever dropped something in the toilet while simultaneously standing up and pissing into it? I mean unintentionally; not like smokers who toss the odd used butt into the can while draining the python, thus nailing two birds with one stone. Ever dropped something by accident? Like say, I dunno, a pen or your mobile phone, or your engagement ring. (Namely some unflushable item, whereby

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-40580524744857116452009-06-11T21:06:00.002Z2009-06-18T20:39:51.194Z

As Vanessa George, convicted paedophile and child abuser, is escorted to court in a police van the attending crowds gather round and shout in unison, "SLAG!"BNP leader Nick Griffin is attacked with picket signs and eggs outside Parliament until he is forced to flee by car.Two completely unrelated events unified by the fact that neither of them features a single person capable of decent

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-43802228413837188682009-05-27T19:00:00.003Z2009-05-27T19:10:37.819Z

Anyway... I was about to mention that what I was doing wasn't anything special, except that I'd never done it this way before. That's what I was going to say before the post mysteriously decided I was finished writing and wouldn't let me enter any more text unless it was entered before the very first word.That and the fact that I couldn't get the Caps Lock to work were then forcing me to say I

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-52674545016158572912009-05-27T18:52:00.002Z2009-05-27T19:00:38.502Z

i'm writing this from my new google g1 phone, online via my sky wifi network. sure it's not like i couldn't just blog from my previous phone (circa 2005) using sms or even over the internet. (yeah, might i just add that while my old phone may seem shit now, it was pretty much the dog's bollocks when it was released: stable and full internet access, no wap, and one of the first released to utilise

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-41157539263950008322009-05-19T22:32:00.002Z2009-05-19T23:02:26.770Z

"Lately I've been hard to reach,I've been too long on my own.Everybody has a private world,Where they can be alone.Are you calling me?Are you trying to get through?Are you reaching out for me?I'm reaching out for you...I'm just so fuckin' depressed,I just can't seem to get out this slump,If I could just get over this hump,But I need something to pull me out this dump.I don't know how or why or

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-38704731133378208712009-05-18T19:52:00.003Z2009-05-19T01:31:59.450Z

"Hello, old friend. It's been a long time..."I hear her even before she enters the room but there's no doubt in who that voice belongs to. It's too appealing to be most others but at the same time it's the last voice I want to hear right now."Hey sugar, how's tricks?" She pulls up a chair and sits at the table, not quite opposite me, resting her elbows. Her hair is styled to make it look like she

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-2224888176115515662009-05-13T15:49:00.003Z2009-05-13T15:51:48.373Z

What do I write here... seriously?A couple weeks ago there was a missing persons report filed on me.The police never found me as such, just dropped by when I came home over a week later.Wanna know what I did? Why I did it?Wanna resume the regular play-schedule?Whatever.Over a week... Good luck to the McCanns.

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-68111175000586359802009-04-20T20:58:00.004Z2009-04-20T21:29:53.463Z

Can you imagine it..?Yeah, me neither.I really don;t have much to say, considering how much has happened since I last updated. I guess I'm just not feeling too inspired right now. Who knows.Sitting here actually trying to think of all I've done since my last update seems quite a daunting task in itself. I can't even remember half of it.I went to see Watchmen, a film I've been banging on about (to

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-18349297632564153852009-04-01T18:06:00.003Z2009-04-01T18:22:49.461Z

Oh, and to the 3000 protesters tearing shit up down there right now; get a fucking job.You're not doing anyone any favours, least of all changing the world for anyone's benefit, no matter how much you believe you are. All you're doing is making a massive prick of yourself.The irony of it all? While all these hippy-cunts protest about dishing out million pound pensions and not giving enough money

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-64403042852206165902009-03-31T20:24:00.005Z2009-03-31T22:09:45.200Z

For some reason, watching Q's 99 Videos That Raised The Bar.Had several thoughts...(Click the links for some more understanding.)Bjork is mentalWould any man actually sleep with Missy Elliot?!You can be socially accepted as a convicted child molester is you've sold enough recordsPizza Hut advert - Your kid wants a trumpet so you buy him some garlic bread?!Christopher Walken is possibly the most

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-84663997649561466222009-03-21T16:59:00.002Z2009-03-21T17:19:03.587Z

Found this down the back of the internet."This pop-up hot dog cooker operates much like a regular toaster, and will prepare two hot dogs (with heated buns) in minutes. The 660-watt electronic heating coil has various time settings to cook to your preference. A removal crumb tray slides out for easy cleaning."Read more here.

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-19038422069762538822009-03-12T22:05:00.004Z2009-03-12T23:45:10.488Z

Title inspired by the Akir track, but I like the sound and meaning of it.Reactions to the aforementioned Anti-War Muslims from both Ross Kemp and Andy McNab run along a similar vein: If it wasn't for our boys out there risking their necks fighting wars they were dragged into, then these idiots wouldn't have the freedom to protest their shite. Our soldiers fight for these idiots to have the right

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-63805910980161765482009-03-10T20:46:00.002Z2009-03-10T22:18:59.211Z

...and in other news.Gerry McCann, father of the still missing Madeleine McCann has spent the day maoning his arse off about the press and the way they handled his daughter's disappearance. Yes, the same Gerry McCann whom, together with his wife, went cap in hand to the press and asked them to put out an international begging bowl for them.Well Har-Har on you; Har-Har all over you, if you

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-68368270521510763262009-02-22T23:41:00.000Z2009-02-22T23:42:11.965Z

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-48563955238460718352009-02-19T22:21:00.003Z2009-02-19T22:38:09.863Z

I'm off the fucking soap box now, don't worry. Stepped down off that motherfucker.For now.In fact I'm only here to point out that I FINALLY scored my Platinum Trophy on Prince Of Persia* and I'm (unfortunately) getting quite used to having all this time off.*Might I add that it only took so long to get this Plat because it was a full playthrough trophy, and I never made the time before, not

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-25872380284303027922009-02-12T20:18:00.004Z2009-02-12T20:26:09.758Z

Channel 4's six o'clock news tonight; a feature on the amounting problems in Zimbabwe with exclusive footage and interviews covering the Cholera, AIDS, hyperinflation and Mugabe passing the book once again.The follow up story?London Mayor Boris Johnson swears while on the phone. Seriously.Get over it, you fucks, he's human. This isn't even news, it's propaganda designed to satisfy your craving

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-44819810667169713122009-02-08T00:39:00.003Z2009-02-08T02:23:58.922Z

In a world as fucked as this one, it's only inevitable that a lot of people will be seeking guidance. After all, there are a lot of people out there unable to take responsibility for themselves, thus requiring a need for a scapegoat. Namely the religious.Others find solace and/or guidance in drugs/music/imaginary friends. That's their problem, not mine. I'm here to act as a non-imaginary,

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-10306094764872737302009-02-06T21:08:00.003Z2009-02-06T23:25:46.058Z

aka Patiently Waitingaka YEAH BOY!aka Just Dessertsaka Sho 'Nuff!And it's about time too!Any of y'all remember how I used to work at the worlds shittiest hotel? Yeah that's right. If you clicked the links you'll know that the first one takes you back down memory lane to my time there. Kinda like a prison sentence, no? That second link will take you to their now-defunct website.And why's that?Said

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-38822185523328872892009-02-01T01:16:00.002Z2009-02-01T01:42:17.364Z

As you may or may not know, I've recently traded in my addiction to crack cocaine for that of collecting trophies on my Playstation 3, and while it appears to be a more healthy, wholesome and ever-more family friendly alternative, it does not at all distribute the succumbing rage to crack some skulls.See, with the collection of PS3 trophies comes a steady reward designed to recognise your

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-1926839239916737222009-01-26T20:07:00.003Z2009-01-26T20:20:50.836Z

I picked up a copy of Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe on Saturday. You can check it out at worldscollide.com, and I highly advise you do, so you can see how awesome it is. The characters of DC Universe are finally in a decent fighting game, and it's always good to be playing the latest Mortal Kombat, with such sweet favourites as Scorpion, Sub-Zero and Raiden all kicking arse on a Seventh generation

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-41898723814772011492009-01-24T20:48:00.000Z2009-01-26T22:44:26.183Z

Yup, you heard right, she owns your Missus.All over...Twice!In the face!!Being the awesome babe that she is, last week she pre-ordered two fantastic games for me. Sure this isn't something I couldn't do for myself, but then again anyone can bring themselves to orgasm, but it's always better when someone else does it for you. Am I right or am I right?!Oh yeah, those two fantastic games? In April

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-44118500875720687732009-01-12T20:36:00.002Z2009-01-12T21:07:25.219Z

So royal prat Prince Harry has made another social faux pas; this time ditching his Nazi uniform for a spot of good old fashioned racism, specifically insulting Pakistani's and the Taliban. Or so it's said. He was actually referring to a Pakistani friend of his, and another friend who happened to habe a cloth over his head at the time.Apparently Harry does these things because he suffers from "

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-76568993521100803222009-01-11T17:21:00.004Z2009-01-11T18:11:20.434Z

After publishing my last post, I checked out Stu's blog. He's currently fighting an uphill struggle trying to catch me up in the PS3 Trophies stake. That's not fight-talk, I'm currently trying to do the same, only I'm catching up with Rik.He's also doing an impressive Project 365 which seems rather interesting. From the jist of it, he's going to be taking publishing a different photograph each

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-20844889703734745182009-01-11T17:05:00.002Z2009-01-11T17:14:32.379Z

There's some kinda program coming on TV soon about religion, that-man-Jesus, and whether or not it's a complete farce. While I'm often tempted into such debates, and pretty much any opportunity to throw some verbal fireballs, I'll skip that today and just give you the straight facts, saving you from watching the program and embarrassing yourself in future by saying anything other than the

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-57849342022528209152009-01-10T15:32:00.002Z2009-01-10T15:37:11.228Z

I hope you like the new layout. I tweaked a few things to personalise it and dropped a couple of thing from the old design. Don't cry.I didn't lie about going to see a movie every day this week, I just had a change of plans.I did go and see The Spirit, which is good. Funny, darker than the original, but still action packed and interesting. I also saw Role Models, which I'd highly advise to anyone

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-44731732744244772612009-01-05T12:38:00.003Z2009-01-05T12:54:18.048Z

Welcome to 2009. Here's your first lesson.Pato:"Pato is a game played on horseback that combines elements from polo and basketball. It is the national game of Argentina. Pato is Spanish language for "duck", as early games used a live duck inside a basket instead of the ball. Accounts of early versions of pato have been written since 1610. The playing field would often stretch the distance between

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-78218293153750767202008-12-19T22:05:00.005Z2008-12-19T23:34:41.781Z

So here we are again in December. Another year, another 365 dollars. Or some such shit. Christmas is just around the corner; cities all over the country are tacked up with dusty festive garb that spends the other eleven months in hibernation, foreign markets populate the already overpacked streets, the menu on your Sky+ box is playing merry instrumentals, yet another Christmas album is released,

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-47817395647731076952008-12-05T15:52:00.000Z2008-12-05T16:04:10.074Z

I made a lot, and I mean a lot, of jokes about PETA when I heard that they asked ice cream makers Ben & Jerry's to use human breast milk in production, rather than cow milk.But after watching one of their awareness videos about fur, where the Chinese skin a raccoon that is still alive at the time (and even afterward) I've begun to think that despite their kooky moments, they do actually campaign

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-79550908496624091422008-11-28T21:06:00.001Z2008-11-28T21:16:18.200Z

Seriously, am I the only one who thinks like this..?!There's been a news story published recently about an incestual rapist from Sheffield, who's rather appropriately been named "the British Fritzl," of course referring to the infamous rapist Josef Fritzl.What I want to know is, having the wittiest journalists in the entire world based right here in Blighty, they haven't taken to calling him

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-54050863037022190222008-11-21T17:35:00.003Z2008-11-24T19:51:16.712Z

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."And with that in mind, let us scrap the current educational system in favour of reading fiction all day... No? Why the fuck not?Today's society is fucked more than Hillary Scott ever could be (no matter how much she tries, bless her!) so why not teach the youth of today how to escape reality through fantasy? It sure as hell beats promoting crack to

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-49449126045565921632008-11-21T14:32:00.000Z2008-11-21T15:09:05.410Z

First of all, cheers Stu for the offer to borrow your GTAIV but you've been beaten to it; Rik lent me his copy a couple weeks ago. Now I really do sound like a cheapskate - moaning at Sony for not dropping its' price, then confirming the copy I am playing is borrowed. I sound just like the nickname ladies have been giving me for years - a hobo.Secondly, as you may or may not know, I've had this

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-24158404408756456292008-11-07T11:24:00.000Z2008-11-07T12:11:26.067Z

Barack Obama is America's first black president, and with that formerly unseen possibility achieved, it paves the way for all sorts of other change. Apparently.While having a black president is something that has never happened before, it is something that is possible. Unlike shitting through the eye of a needle; though some plebs now believe that to be possible thanks to Obama now taking residc=

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-25217888700540041762008-09-07T12:12:00.000Z2008-09-07T11:12:37.170Z

Made by Leanne using stripcreator.comFound sleeping in my computer.

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-66081857991711950332008-09-03T21:28:00.000Z2008-09-03T21:31:24.014Z

Stace and I got a new TV.And it broke.More on that later...Meanwhile, Google's pot has overboiled...Google Chrome - Sounds good in theory, looks good as a comic. (Well. kinda.)But is it worth it's weight in shit?You decide!

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-84570348299429811722008-08-19T19:27:00.000Z2008-08-19T20:45:17.927Z

(While I'm trying to include all sorts of happenings in this post, I'll no doubt end up missing out a fair few as so much happened during our time away.)After packing what we needed for a weekend away, (Stacey: 10 t-shirts and a load of girly cleansing products; me: another t-shirt and a cap) Rik and Sally-Anne picked us up on Thursday afternoon to whisk us away over to their house.We stayed

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-71868477991881801232008-08-12T13:27:00.000Z2008-08-14T13:34:32.351Z

Winehouse takes to the stage, while I use what I've learnt from playing Assassins Creed to make my way through the crowd unnoticed.Suddenly the music stops; a speaker sabotaged. Whodunnit?!No time for that! Here comes some flying death kick! Zentetsuken!I'm tellin' ya it's gonna be some sweet Super Saiyan ass-kickery when I get my feet on her!Final step: Leg it!Props to Microsoft Paint, for

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-45062271034210123522008-08-10T15:30:00.000Z2008-08-10T15:39:33.264Z

The TV's broken. Yeah. I have a PS3 and a Sky subscription that I can't use until I can afford a new TV. The TV we've got is a little outdated (huge) but it has a fair screen size. The trouble is that I don't just want to buy a TV for the sake of replacing an old one, only to upgrade once again in the future. I've wanted to buy a new TV for a while, and take the step up to LCD/Plasma HDReady TVs,

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-74055608997557226412008-08-05T19:31:00.000Z2008-08-05T19:57:11.915Z

Amy Winehouse you have been found guilty of innumerable accounts of being a degrading filthbag, a fall-off, and an allround loser; draining the peoples interest in yourself off like you would a dick full of heroin. Your Chronicles Of Ridic cannot and will not continue.Irrefutable evidence has proven that you are guilty of being a grimy skank (photos recently discovered of you sucking a johnny

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-40066260724338895722008-07-18T11:34:00.000Z2008-07-18T11:58:03.236Z

After getting back from Picklescott on Saturday, Stacey and I put all our clothes and new found glory away then went over to Rik's for one of his famous homemade curries and some Guitar Hero: Aerosmith on PS3 and Mario Kart Wii on the , um, Wii. We stayed the night and had a couple beers the next day before doing some flips on his back garden and playing a quick round of Garden Olympics. It's all

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-43870389421253329342008-07-12T11:24:00.000Z2008-07-18T11:33:41.131Z

Here's to: forgetting the cards. reminders about coats. lock-ins at country pubs. sheep bleating all night long. too much food. the great outdoors. pouring rain every fifteen minutes. Chuck Palahniuk. getting fat, smoking too much and losing sight of yourself. bodsy, paul and everyone else. difficult wine games. flinders half-arsed half-jobbed waitresses. good drink and even better food.

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-8717532254256092692008-07-05T23:04:00.000Z2008-07-05T23:46:15.615Z

I've just been out skateboarding, drunk. Again. It's been a few years since I last hit the board (drunk) but a lot has come back to me quickly. I expected myself to be a lot worse than I am right now. Which isn't to say I picked up a few injuries. I avoided 2 out of 3 fights but the conflict I was involved in was probably my own fault: Who else skates at twenty to twelve in the pouring down rain

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-20114043850408288212008-07-05T18:49:00.000Z2008-07-05T19:13:27.688Z

So I copped me a PS3 last week but I'm going on holiday tomorrow, which was probably the stupidest timing any man has ever had!I've got Transformers, Haze, Burnout Paradise and a copy of Rainbow Six Vegas 2 which I'm trying to sell. You can probably guess my User Name.I've got my stuff packed for tomorrow: Several issues of 100 Bullets and Sandman, and a clean t-shirt. Should be all I need...

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-52067735511147942682008-07-03T00:26:00.000Z2008-07-03T00:33:06.076Z

Would you rather be Amy Winehouse, eager to escape reality through excessive drug use?Or would you rather be Tom Cruise, eager to escape reality through moronic religion?Some days I wish I was both rich and famous for the sole purpose to be headhunted by Cruise for Scientology so I could meet him and give him a few hard finger taps (punches) to the forehead and say (so simply) "Tom, mate, sort

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-62074632068942604572008-06-28T17:20:00.001Z2008-06-28T18:27:58.485Z

This is what it looks like to be locked in a bank.Yeah. Last Saturday I finished work and went to change my shoes and point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range only to return and find that everyone else had left. How embarrassing.I made a few calls and Sam came back to let me out. The worst part was probably the waiting. I was so frickin' bored! The best part? There wasn't one...

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-24972288338971818182008-06-15T13:17:00.000Z2008-06-15T13:46:36.695Z

Man, I am SO tired of hearing 50 Cent rap about sex! More specifically sick and tired of hearing the line, "Put your back into it." He raps a platter of his apparently amazing sexual skills to feed his ever-growing ego and expects us to lap it up.I just saw G-Unit's new video on MTV and I sat there thinking, "WHY?" Seriously Fiddy; here's a bad way of proving you're sexually awesome: telling

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-79885209485581541672008-06-09T19:26:00.000Z2008-06-09T21:22:19.925Z

China's still in one hell of a struggle, while Japan is again victim to random knife attacks courtesy of a new loony. Britain's still pissed about it's government and America's still on edge about pretty much everything. Immigration, inflation, economy, depression, war, social disorder, crime, youth, control; it's all there to push you...So while the whole world is falling apart at the ass, it's

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-37358007897190068542008-05-26T20:03:00.000Z2008-05-26T22:30:07.921Z

Last week I only had to work the first three days, giving me a weekend of Thursdays and Fridays, a short shift at work Saturday, and two more days off following that. Weeks like that should roll around more often!Once the work was out of the way, Thursday crawled up like a lazy leper and I spent the day doing next to nothing simply for the sake of being able to. Or maybe I was chilling out to

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-33097963296747459242008-05-15T22:07:00.001Z2008-05-15T22:44:22.470Z

So...R. Kelly is gonna fucking fry! (Hopefully.)I heard about the trial some years ago... Say, back when it was big news! And I thought they'd nail his pervert-ass! Now don't get me wrong; pissin' on a bitch ain't shit to call police over but if that bitch got a 7th grade math test the next day, you're ass needs to be on the waiting list for KFC! Make sure your paedophile ass is as dead as

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-22807924476072264602008-04-25T14:15:00.001Z2008-05-15T22:39:47.319Z

Did you know there used to be eight days in a week? Yeah, one got fired. See, there's so much you don't know and it's because you're stupid. The 12 calendar months were originally named after the robots. Febron, Marv, etcetera. Dunno why they got changed but it's probably something to do with Hollywood stepping in. Nobody knows how eyeballs work. It's true, until the 80's most people still

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-46538545561266681442008-03-29T21:15:00.000Z2008-03-29T21:27:59.596Z

There is a place where elements are bought and sold at a higher price than that of a man's life. A place where, while the unimaginable may seem entirely possible, prices for such wager far higher than that of purchasing a man's death. But at what cost comes a man's mortality? For in this place you will be charged more to purchase a live hume than to pay for his execution. It's a place not too far

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-63296046544753388942008-03-29T16:51:00.000Z2008-03-29T16:54:12.795Z

Yes, you! Now stop watching me... You little internet pervert...Don't think I don't know you're reading this!Is no place bloody safe anymore?Fine. I'll write some funny stuff for you to read.Cos that's why I'm here after all.For your entertainment...Or something.Have a good day.

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-55387236519767169762008-03-13T19:40:00.000Z2008-03-13T19:49:25.165Z

This was originally meant to be a post congratulating Stacey on completing Through The Fire and Flames on Guitar Hero III for the first time today, along with some other things, but I've just been distracted by a couple having a bit of a domestic in the street and forgotten most of what I was going to write.Still, nice one Stace. :)

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-72422597019326883752008-03-08T17:19:00.000Z2008-03-08T18:24:22.606Z

While everyone here in Blighty is moaning that legislations and laws are removing powers from the police and the people and giving more leniency to criminals and wrong-minded youths, it appears America is facing similar trouble of it's own; with news of a legislation banning the use of waterboarding to interrogate suspected terrorists.Waterboarding is the process of pouring water over a detainees

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-51348901939129478832008-03-08T17:17:00.001Z2008-03-29T21:43:47.848Z

Sunday 10th Feb Moving house is a fun conquest to say the least. I was excited about moving and glad to be finally doing so, and spent all evening unpacking my room after I’d spent all afternoon carting it over here and all of Saturday packing it up. The smell of paint greeted me when I first walked in, though not the overpowering fresh smell; the recently decorated subtle smell, and the place

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-21644881874355008642008-02-09T19:33:00.000Z2008-02-09T19:58:47.885Z

I'd love to tell you about my training last week in Leicester but I can't. Because instead of getting off the train at the correct stop from Nottingham, I fell asleep and woke up at the lines' termination point in London's Holy Organ. Lost, confused and worried about how I'd even get home, let alone make it back to my training in time to start (an hour and seven minutes ago) I decided to take a

Leonard Limehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15727659878144493678noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6088109.post-18624659214654335822008-02-02T17:50:00.000Z2008-02-02T18:00:14.339Z

Courtesy of Karen who is at Uni and spends time teaching a class of 5 year olds:We do show and tell where the kids draw pictures and stand at the front of the class and say things like, "This is my cat Mugly. He is dead." Which is funny enough, but then one child asks how Mugly died and the reply was, "We took him to the vets and the vet killed him."

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I was woken up at 2AM today to the sound of loud banging on my front door, before hearing the sound of glass being smashed. I got straight on the phone to the police (as I already had a suspicion as to who was responsible) and went down to inspect the damage. Glass all over the hallway floor from one sheet of glass, and two holes punctured in the remaining, cracked sheet.While still on my mobile

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I returned home on Sunday from another weekend at Stacey's to discover a wooden panel covering our living room window. I'd asked mum to let me know if anything kicked off the previous night, and having had no contact from her, had assumed everything was ok. Clearly I was wrong.The previous night, Mickey had been threatening to burn our house down while we slept in it. Ignoring his threats my mums

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If you want the world's easiest job, then apply at your local police force. Honestly. It's not like you have to do anything. Well, ride in a car, ask a few questions, file it under BOV and go for lunch.Hello Mr Occifer, you say this man has assaulted a woman and her child and we have him right here in the cells? Supoib. We'll let him read the statements her family gave, of the death threats and

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